EM has a silly streak a mile wide, and she's not afraid to show it. She's been known to dance in bookstores, to tell jokes to perfect strangers, and to jump into swimming pools fully clothed. She enjoys entertaining people with amusing stories, and she asks you to please remember that there is a significant difference between "lying" and simply "embellishing for effect."

In her spare time, EM enjoys web design and collecting llamas. (Fake llamas, not real llamas. Please do not send live llamas to the Peachtree City address.) She aso enjoys sculpting, pottery, and fantasy role-playing games. Feel free to buy her a Playstation 3, but please remember your body armor when shopping for "limited-edition" items this holiday season.